For those of us who could give less than a shit about Novak Djokovic’s refusal to get vaccinated, and subsequent expulsion from the land of koalas and kangaroos, there are far more important things to discuss—like Naomi Osaka kicking ass and taking names at the Australian Open on Monday.

The reigning Australian Open champion—who had a bit of a rough 2021 to put it lightly, all while still casually reeling in more money than just about everybody not named Jay Connor—made short work of Colombia’s Camila Osorio in the opening round of the tournament. Read More